50 Shades Of Golf

GolfFour chaps have been going to the same golfing trip to St Andrews for many years..
Two days before the group is to leave, Jack’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.
Jack’s mates are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.
Two days later, the three get to St Andrews only to find Jack sitting at the bar with four drinks set up!
“Wow, Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?”
“Well, I’ve been here since last night..
Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, ‘Guess who?” I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well she’s been reading 50 Shades of Grey……
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.
And then she said, “Do whatever you want.” “So, here I am!” :mrgreen:

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahaha. He better never go home. Never. Good one Steve.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂
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  2. Joyce
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    That’s pretty bad. Some dungle heads don’t deserve their wives. 😉 He’ll be paying when he gets back. Ha!
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  3. Rosey says:

    Someone’s going to pay when he gets back home…probably for life. 🙂

  4. mimi says:

    They better be glad they aren’t him…

  5. Suzanne
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    Lol. That 50 Shades of Grey is about to turn into 50 Shades of Revenge.

    Have a great day!

  6. catskillblogger
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    That book is pure evil.
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  7. Agent 54
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    Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it.
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  8. Tony McGurk
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    Jack has to go home sometime. She’ll probably have the dog kennel all set up with his pillow & an old blanket waiting for him

  9. Rhonda Albom
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    Nearly as bad as the original 50 shades, so I have heard.

  10. Binky
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    As long as he doesn’t go home he should be fine.
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