9 Important Facts

Thinking MonkeyNumber 9 – Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 – Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 – In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1 – Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
…and as someone recently said to me:
Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long. 👿

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  1. mimi says:

    Highly agreeing with #6!

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  2. I agree with mimi on number 6 but change the set up. Instead of hungry & horny change it to HORNY & hungry if you know what I mean.

    Have a HORNY & hungry Thursday Steveo. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. These are spot on Steve, spot on.

    Have a importanttastic day. 🙂

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