A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said,
‘You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.’
The cat thought for a minute and then said,
‘All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.’
God said, ‘Say no more.’
Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.
The mice said,
‘Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.’
God answered, ‘It is done.’
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.
God gently awakened the cat and asked,
‘Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?’
The cat replied,
‘Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!’
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Twitter: bringmeupmusic
Oh no! That’s just awful, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
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PMSL i bet you couldn’t help but read it to the end though
You could laugh and cry then your covered
Thanks for stopping by
Twitter: comedyplus
Bwahahahahaha. You just can’t outsmart a cat. Bwahahahaha.
Have a terrific day.
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LOL that’s true
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Thanks for the Sunday morning chuckle. I guess those mice weren’t always good mice.
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Your welcome LOL
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A cat with a real touch of class…
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Definitely William
burp…poor mice…hahahahahahahaha
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LOL @ the burp
Wow, that cat is sure it ended up in heaven. Good job kitty. Take care.
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LOL thanks for stopping by Marg
This was a great post. Love the eyes on the cat. Since the mice here have been running off with the traps and eating more than their share of feed they get no sympathy from this house.
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Yes i thought that too they look comical
Oh, the cat is very cute in the picture. And he really ate those mice on wheels. They asked those skates for they don’t want to run away from predators but the ending is that they became meals for the fortunate cat.
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