A Fine Explanation

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. ‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me — a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce right away!’

And the husband replied, ‘Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.’ ‘Fine, go ahead,’ she sobbed,’ but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!’

And the husband began — ‘Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t wear because someone at work has a pair the same.’

The husband took a quick breath and continued – ‘She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, ‘Please … Do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?’ 😯


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  1. zezebel
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    Hahahahahaha Steve.
    I wish that will never happen to me. lol….
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  2. Kids island@Nursery Jumeirah says:

    had a good laugh…. in a very good morning..

  3. zezebel
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    Steve.
    Just want to tell you, I put away EC widget. Just comment in my blog and I will drop my comment & EC to yours. I am not considering using EC anymore. Hope you don’t mind.
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    • stevebethere
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      @ Zezebel
      Oh i wondered where it had gone

      ok no probs was you fed up with it?

      i will still be popping over to you, and thanks for letting me know 🙂

  4. Gee
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    LOL!!! Must make sure that won’t happen to me, I guess. LOL!
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  5. And a mighty fine explanation it was…I’m not sure if that was a story with a happy ending or what…

    • stevebethere
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      @ William
      I think it’s sort of a bit of humour and a bit sad but mainly shows what a devious b*****d the husband was 😯

  6. Greg says:

    Well what’s the saying use it or lose it? Another good one Steve!
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  7. KlayeBlayk says:

    OMGoodness, that is sooo funny. Hahahahaha, LoL.