A Question Of Drink

Lady: Do you drink?six pack

Man: Yes

Lady: How much a day?

Man: 3 – 6 packs

Lady: How much per 6 pack

Man: About $10.00

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 15 years

Lady: So 1 – 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn’t drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: Where’s your f*****g Ferrari then? :mrgreen: 😯

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

    Bwahahahahahaha. Good one Steve.

    Have a terrific day and weekend. :)
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  2. Joyce says:

    Parked outside of course.

    Hey! That’s me in the corner. Thanks!
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  3. Rhonda says:

    He does ask a very good question. LOL
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  5. Shane says:

    Nice I love it.
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