Saturday Giggle – Activity

During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my activity level.

golferI described a typical day,
“Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake.
I pushed my way through brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I avoided standing on a snake.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all I drank eight beers.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
“You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”
“No,” I replied, “I’m just a shit golfer.”

😯 :mrgreen: 😛 👿


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  1. As a golfer, I loved it. Unfortunately, I’m not that type of golfer. My shot goes straight down the fairway, though not far, but straight. I’ve seem some golfer hit balls in deep forests, deep grass that might have snakes and of course ball in water. ( I will admit at time my straight ball goes into the lake. Ha,ha,ha. )

    Have a scary golfers dream day my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Joyce
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    Pretty funny.
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  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Yep, that would be me playing golf, too!
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  4. Rhonda Albom
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    I guess he was not a very good golfer.
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