Adult Learning

Winter Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Thursday, March 31st, 2011

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past Marks & Spencer Without Stopping?–Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Tongs–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Programme.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch -They Make Medicine for PMT – and How To Use It!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!–Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live – How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windscreen .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

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  1. Ian@Unofficial Chart Blog
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    March 7, 2011 at 6:51 pm

    I hope there are lots of registrations for class 9 LOL

  2. papabear
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    March 8, 2011 at 6:10 am

    This blog is where I would go after a stressful meeting at work. Those are hilarious! Thanks!

  3. Russ
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    March 8, 2011 at 11:44 am

    Good one’s Steve. Only one problem. Watch out once the women read them.

  4. June Zach (Fledgling Blogger)
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    March 8, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Hahaha! The women should never miss any of these classes. LOL
    Peace! 😉

  5. Steve says:
    March 8, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    Where do I sign my wife up?

  6. Comedy Plus
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    March 8, 2011 at 3:13 pm

    Bwahahahahaha. I didn’t know there were classes for blondes too. I mean women. Bwahahahahahha. I’ll let you know if I survive.

    It was a great cruise, but it’s good to be home. I missed you. 🙂

  7. Don E Chute
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    March 8, 2011 at 3:19 pm

    For comedy to be funny, there must be a lot of truth in it. There was by God a lot of truth in those classes.

    I am Divorced so I can say that without impunity.

    Have a good one!

    PLU

  8. Mobile Phone says:
    March 10, 2011 at 7:38 am

    HAHAHAHA.. LOLXxxx, well thats damn funny

  9. Lainy says:
    March 10, 2011 at 8:11 am

    Darn! I’ve missed the class, LOL! That’s hilarious once more, Steve. You never fail to amuse me. I meant your posts 😉

  10. Art of RetroCollage
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    March 13, 2011 at 5:02 pm

    This one had me LOL, esp. #4

  11. wootechno says:
    March 19, 2011 at 6:02 pm

    hahaa,it’s funny..I hope there are lots of registrations for class 9 LOL

  12. latest sports updates says:
    March 22, 2011 at 7:33 am

    hahahaha… lolxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx