THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Thursday, March 31st, 2011
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS.
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past Marks & Spencer Without Stopping?–Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Tongs–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Programme.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch -They Make Medicine for PMT – and How To Use It!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!–Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live – How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windscreen .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Hop over to Comedy Plus for in depth info on Night Classes For Men
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I hope there are lots of registrations for class 9 LOL
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@ Ian
Hahaha! thanks for stopping by ๐
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This blog is where I would go after a stressful meeting at work. Those are hilarious! Thanks!
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@ papabear
Heheh! glad you like
Thanks for your feedback it’s always appreciated ๐
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Good one’s Steve. Only one problem. Watch out once the women read them.
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@ Russ
I have extra security arranged Russ lol ๐ฏ
Twitter ID: zach_june
Hahaha! The women should never miss any of these classes. LOL
Peace! ๐
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@ Zach
LOL hope your doing OK Zach ๐
Where do I sign my wife up?
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@ Steve
Over there Steve โบ ๐ฏ
Twitter ID: mycomedyplus
Bwahahahahaha. I didn’t know there were classes for blondes too. I mean women. Bwahahahahahha. I’ll let you know if I survive.
It was a great cruise, but it’s good to be home. I missed you. ๐
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@ CP
LOL
Glad you enjoyed the cruise i missed your presence too lol
Welcome Back ๐
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For comedy to be funny, there must be a lot of truth in it. There was by God a lot of truth in those classes.
I am Divorced so I can say that without impunity.
Have a good one!
PLU
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@ Don
LOL @
HAHAHAHA.. LOLXxxx, well thats damn funny
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@ MB
Thanks for stopping by ๐
Darn! I’ve missed the class, LOL! That’s hilarious once more, Steve. You never fail to amuse me. I meant your posts ๐
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@ Lainy
Thanks Lainy your comments are always appreciated especially if i have amused you LOLOL ๐
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This one had me LOL, esp. #4
hahaa,it’s funny..I hope there are lots of registrations for class 9 LOL
hahahaha… lolxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx