With Age Comes Wisdom

A chap is 72 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, โ€˜Pick me up.’ He looked around but couldn’t see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, ‘Pick me up.’ He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, ‘Are you talking to me?’ The frog said, ‘Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up then kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because I will be your bride!’

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket. The frog said, ‘What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said? I said, “Kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.”‘
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ‘Nah. At my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.’ ๐Ÿ™„

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  1. Rosey says:

    I was thinking too, at 72 why would you want to dive into the hard work of a brand new marriage? hahahaha

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Me too.

    Have a frogtastic day Steve. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  3. mimi says:

    He knows what he needs!

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  4. Binky says:

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    I bet he’d be quite valuable, too!

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    Funny story, wisdom does come with age. If he was a younger man, he might have taken the bride!

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  6. Joyce says:

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    A talking frog would be cool.

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  7. Rhonda Albom says:

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    72 isn’t that old, I would think he would want the hot girl ๐Ÿ™‚

    Thanks for featuring me this week.

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