Alphabet Wife

shocked1After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re an alphabet wife ……… A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”

She asks … “What the hell does that mean?”

He said,”Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, and Hot”.

She smiled happily and said … “Oh, that’s so lovely, but what about I, J, K?”

He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles!! :mrgreen:

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  1. Joyce says:

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    Nothing like a woman scorned. Tee hee.

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Don’t piss off your lady. Ever.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂

  3. Rosey says:

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh he’d be lucky to make it to 31 yrs of marriage. 🙂

  4. Rocks says:

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    nyahaha!!! 30 years and he’s just kididng :))

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    Oh, he is in trouble!