Anniversary Sex


A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

The husband yelled, ‘When you die, I’m getting You a headstone that reads: ‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever’.

‘Yeah,’ she replies, ‘When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: ‘Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.’ 😯

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    Literally – laughing out loud. 🙂

  2. Lainy says:

    Bwahahahahaha! A good one as always, Steve. 🙂

  3. Russ says:

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    Very funny. Strange the things that are surfaced in an argument if no other time.

  4. Joyce says:

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    Lol! How did I miss this one?