WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yelled, ‘When you die, I’m getting You a headstone that reads: ‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever’.
‘Yeah,’ she replies, ‘When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: ‘Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.’ 
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Very funny. Strange the things that are surfaced in an argument if no other time.
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