Annual Check Up

Quick Saturday Titter

laugh3During my physical examination my doctor asked me about my annual physical activity level.
I described a typical day, “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk for about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me exhausted. At the end of it all I drank eight beers.”

Inspired by my story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!”
“No,” I replied, “I’m just a shit golfer.” 😯


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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    I never heard a golf course described like this before. LOL – thanks for the giggles.
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahaha. Sounds like how I play.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  3. Catskillblogger
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    What’s your handicap?

  4. Agent 54
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    I played a course like that. That was the first time I had to carry a hacksaw in my golf bag.
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  5. Joyce
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    Sounds like it! LOL.
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