Quick Saturday Titter
During my physical examination my doctor asked me about my annual physical activity level.
I described a typical day, “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk for about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me exhausted. At the end of it all I drank eight beers.”
Inspired by my story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!”
“No,” I replied, “I’m just a shit golfer.” 😯