Another Blonde Joke

chimpA blonde lady motorist was about two hours from the Gold Coast when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

The man walked up to the car and asked, ‘Are you going to the Gold Coast?’

‘Sure,’ answered the blonde, ‘do you need a lift ?’

‘Not for me. I’ll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck my problem is I’ve got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the Gold Coast Zoo.

They’re a bit stressed already so I don’t want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me ? I’ ll give you $100 for your trouble..’

‘I’d be happy to,’ said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde’s car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of the Gold Coast when suddenly he was horrified!!

There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.

‘What the heck are you doing here ?’ he demanded, ‘I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.’

‘Yes, I know you did,’ said the blonde,’ but we had money left over — so now we’re going to Sea World. 😯


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Makes perfect sense to me. She did exactly what he asked of her.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. πŸ™‚
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  2. mimi says:

    Since they’re having so much fun, i wonder if she’ll ask for more money, finish off the day with dinner and a movie!
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  3. James Frost
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    they had some money left so they are going to the Sea world πŸ˜€ That reminds me of the saying beauty without brains.Loved it and surely use the joke on some occasions πŸ˜€
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  4. Rhonda Albom
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    I must be tired, that is really funny.
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  5. Binky
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    I bet they liked the zoo, too.
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  6. Jay @craftyspices
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    LOL… this was just what I needed to end the day, thanks for the laugh I even told the story to my husband. Definitely a blond! ops did I say that out loud?
    Will be back shortly to see what you have this week at WW.
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