Antics Of A Retired Couple

While a young man was waiting in his doctors surgery he asked a retired couple sitting next to him to give him an example of what they do to make their days interesting.

This was an example of a typical day:

Today, my wife and I went into town to do a bit of window-shopping. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a traffic warden writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a dumb ass.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tyres.
So my wife called him a sh*t-head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We didn’t take our car, we have bus passes.
We do try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age.

😯 Have a brilliant weekend 😯

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahaha. Sounds like something I would do. Just saying.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  2. Ian @Unofficial Chart Blog says:

    LOL – very clever

  3. AVCr8teur says:

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    Thanks for the chuckles!

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    I love it…a story with the perfect ending!

  5. Lainy says:

    Great one again, Steve. Will try this, too. LOL! 🙂

    May you enjoy the rest of the week!

  6. Great story. One funny idea to to after retirement 🙂

  7. This is quite a funny story, I just hope the actual car owner didn’t had to pay for all those tickets.