Association of Retired People Forum

QAssociation of Retired People
Questions and Answers from the Forum

Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you’re done, you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible… Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: “And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Egypt…”

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you’re pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: “Gosh, I remember these!”

Sound familiar! SMILE, You’ve still got your sense of humour!

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  1. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Good stuff. The bible one is my favorite. Still giggling about it.

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    I’ll be 64 in September. I get all of these. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day and a very happy, healthy and prosperous new year my friend. 🙂

  3. Joyce says:

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    Too familiar. That’s the problem.

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    Happy New Year to you and thanks for the smile – I especially enjoyed the first one!

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    I wish you a year filled with wonder, laughter and joy as we embark on our journey into 2015!

  5. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Yes, and if i don’t remember those, my husband who is ten years older than i remembers!