Silly Sunday – How bad is it doc?

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How bad is it doc?

GenieA chap out on the golf course takes a high speed hit right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said ‘How bad is it doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancΓ© is still a virgin – in every way’
The doctor told him, ‘I’ll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week.’
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; an impressive work of art.
The man mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon.
That night in the hotel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, ‘You’re the first; no one has EVER touched these.’
He immediately drops his pants and replies, ……’Look at this, ………still in the CRATE!!’



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  1. Undead Fred
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    I’ve actually heard that one before (I’ve been around the old chopping block a few times!) but I’ve always thought it was cute.
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  2. Rhonda Albom
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    Still in the crate – LOL
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  3. Marcia @ Blogitudes
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    Another marriage off to a fabulous start! LOL Thanks for the laugh again today, Steve! Hope you’re having a wonderful weekend! πŸ™‚
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  4. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. I love this Steve.

    Have a sillytastic Silly Sunday. πŸ™‚
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  5. Rosey says:

    Wonder if she bought it. πŸ˜‰

  6. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Great marketing!
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  7. Cranky says:

    Very funny, but still…OUCH!

  8. Joyce
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    Good comeback line.
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