Golf BallsA golfer hits his ball into a garden next to the golf course.
As he goes to get it a man in the garden says, “Don’t you see the sign? It says, ‘Private property – Stay Out!'”
The golfer says, “I’m sorry I did not see it that’s my ball over there, may I have it please?”
The man says, “It’s in my garden and so it’s my ball now.”
The golfer looks at the man and says, “I think I understand”
He then walks back to his golf trolley, gets another golf ball, then walks back and throws it into the garden as well.
The man says, “What did you do that for?”
The golfer replies…
“I consider myself a Gentleman, and I believe every pr*ck should have two balls.” 😯 :mrgreen:

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  1. Leovi says:

    Very good and fun!

  2. Love it, love it, love it. Being a golfer, I understand sometimes you hit a ball into a persons lawn. I had it done many times. Once it had to be the lousiest shot because a shot went over my home and landed onto my deck. I was lucky, it was a Titlest and it’s considered to be one of the best balls. Unfortunately, the golfer didn’t hit another one into my place. He hit one and broke my friend’s window. I was lucky.
    Have a wonderful golf ball day stevebethere. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha, and now that prick does have two balls.

    Have a golftastic day Steve. 🙂
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  4. mimi says:

    Excellent response!
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  5. Tony McGurk
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    He does now

  6. Rhonda Albom
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    Now this is funny. Still laughing. Thanks.
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