Barter System

beerYesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store and I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home. I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.

She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,
“I’m a big believer in barter, old fella would you be interested in trading sex for beer?”
I thought about it for a second and said “What kinda beer you got” 😯

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – What a bogan. Thanks for the feature.
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Now there is a guy that has his priorities stuck on beer. Bwahahahahahahahaha.

    Have a beertastic day Steve. 🙂
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  3. Tony McGurk
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    Where’s the rest of the story? I wanna know what kinda beer she had
    Have a Beertastic Day Steve