Bath Night

Bath Night

An English couple took on a lovely 18-year-old girl as a lodger.

She asks if she could have a bath. The woman of the house tells her they don’t have a bath as such but she could use a portable tin tub in front of the lounge fire…..

“Monday’s the best night, when my husband goes out to darts,” she says.

So the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday night.

After the landlady’s husband had gone to the pub for his Monday darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed.

She was surprised to see that the lass didn’t have any pubic hair, and told her husband about it when he came home.

He didn’t believe her, so she said, “Next week I’ll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself.”

The following Monday evening, while the girl again got undressed for her bath, the wife asked, “Pardon me, but do you shave your.., you know…?”

“No,” replied the girl. “I’ve just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hair there?”

“Oh, yes,” said the woman, and she lifted her skirt high to show off her hairy muff.

After the girl went to bed the husband came in, and the wife asked, “Did you see it?”

“Yes,” he said, “but why the hell did you have to show her yours?”

“Why not?” she said. “You’ve seen it before.”

“I know,” he said, “but the darts team hadn’t!!”

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  1. AVCr8teur says:

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    Darts is a team sports. You see the good and the awful. 🙂

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  2. Arslan khan says:

    hahahahahaha………….

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  3. Art of RetroCollage says:

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    Funny.

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  4. Russ says:

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    That was funny Steve. I never expected he would be sharing his experience with the boys.

  5. Shailender @ Romantic Getaways says:

    Steve you rock! I don’t know how you manage to find these funniest jokes?? 😉

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    LOL!!! That’s a good one. What a silly couple.

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  7. Cafe au lait says:

    ROFLMAO.

    Happy Friday!

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  8. ramaraobobby says:

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    the husband is always “sharing is caring” type.. lolz..
    thanks for sharing this joke.. It’s funny wife n husband relationship!

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  9. Greg says:

    Hopefully the dart team weren’t using there cell phones to record the entire incident, there could be some sexting…Well it would give Brett Favre some competition.

  10. Steve says:

    Would the dart team members names be Harry, Dick, Bob and Cool Hand Luke?

    Bwaahahahahah

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    That is the funniest joke I have heard in a long time. I love it.

    Not sure who I should feel sorry for, the darts team, the wife or the 18 years old girl…

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  12. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Just like a man. Just saying.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

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