Best Singles Ad

It is reported to have been listed in the Bendigo Advertiser for singles.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your Ute, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire, going to the pub. Candlelit dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me and yes, don’t need much coaxing to jump into bed with you …

Call 0**4 43 1**1 and ask for Lucy – I’ll be waiting…..

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    I am surprised it was only 150 men. Must have been an ad in a small town.
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  2. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Yep, they won’t find a truer love than that!
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    Have a brilliant Saturday my friend. Enjoy your day my relaxing my the fire and have a warm drink. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Comedy Plus
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    Men are men aren’t they. Yes they are.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂
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  5. Tony McGurk
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    Funny ad Steve & I hope Lucy found a good home. Our Dixie is a little black girl too.
    Because the ad said “Ute” I assume it was Bendigo here in Australia. I used the word Ute once & most of my overseas readers had no idea what I was talking about. Chook was another word that baffled many
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    • stevebethere
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      I didn’t know how to spell Ute till I saw this joke haha!

      Chook is how northerners here pronounce chuck it can get quite confusing.

      Love the name Dixie so cute for a dog 🙂