Beware Of Confucius

Confucius

CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY…

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . …

“A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!”


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Loved them all, but the last one was spot on.

    Have a fabulous day Steve, filled with much laughter. 🙂
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  2. Agent 54
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    Tiger Wood.
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  3. I love coming to this blog to get a good daily laugh – it’s a coffee break well spent! Thanks for being consistent with the jokes 🙂
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  4. Rhonda@Laugh-Quotes
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    the Tiger Wood comment was the best!
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  5. Marcia/Blogitudes
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    Man who drives like hell is bound to get there! Love that one the best! These are great! Thanks so much for the laugh! Have a great day!
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  6. Thanks again for the mid week laugh!
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  7. Joyce
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    So true. So true.
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