The Tough Biker

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This is one tough biker

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl standing on the railing of a bridge and about to jump off so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?” “I’m going to commit a suicide,” she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity so he asked “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?”

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That’s a real talent you’re about to waste. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?”

“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl……”


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  1. Mike
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    Ouch!!! That was unexpected.
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  2. Rhonda@Laugh-Quotes
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    LOL – hilarious. My type of twisted humor πŸ™‚
    Thanks for joining silly sunday and thanks for linking up πŸ™‚
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  3. Geri
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    LOL I have to try and remember this one for the next time I am out with friends!

  4. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahaha. Now that’s a good one indeed.

    Have a terrific Silly Sunday Steve. πŸ™‚
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  5. Joyce
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    Ha Ha! Great one, again.
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  6. Russ
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    Great one Steve. You always come up with a nice twisted comic.LOL
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