This is one tough biker
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl standing on the railing of a bridge and about to jump off so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?” “I’m going to commit a suicide,” she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity so he asked “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?”
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That’s a real talent you’re about to waste. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl……”
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Twitter: unclemike77
Ouch!!! That was unexpected.
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Heheh! thanks for stopping by Mike
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LOL – hilarious. My type of twisted humor
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It’s fun beiing slightly twisted Rhonda LOL
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LOL I have to try and remember this one for the next time I am out with friends!
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Heheh! Glad it amused you…Thanks for stopping by Geri
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Bwahahahahahaha. Now that’s a good one indeed.
Have a terrific Silly Sunday Steve.
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Thanks Sandee
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Ha Ha! Great one, again.
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Great one Steve. You always come up with a nice twisted comic.LOL
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