Black Bra

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

braI had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here’s how it all went.

My engaged friend :

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams…I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, ” What’s for dinner, Zorro?” 😯 👿

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  1. Rhonda Albom says:

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    LOL – Zorro. Marriage sure spoils the fun.

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  2. Rosey says:

    bahahaa that’s so true to life.

  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Yep, that about sizes things up for many. Not at my house, but for many.

    Have a blackbratastic day Steve. 🙂

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  4. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Yep, i can see it!

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