Silly Sunday – A Blonde in the Baptist Church

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A blonde in the Baptist Church

I'm a blonde so thereAn Alabama preacher said to his congregation, ‘Someone in this Congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.

This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party
who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.’

No one moved. The preacher continued, ‘Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory… Now stand and confess your transgression.’

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew, her head was bowed and
her voice quivered as she spoke, ‘Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.’ 🙄


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6 Responses to “Silly Sunday – A Blonde in the Baptist Church”

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  1. mimi says:

    Sounds like a bit more confessing needs to be done in that church! Ouch!
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  2. Rosey says:

    Oh boy, that was a mix-up. He’s still in trouble. 😉

  3. Marcia/Blogitudes
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    Ha! He should have stopped while he was ahead! 🙂 Thanks Steve. I hope you have a wonderful Sunday!
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  4. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. A wizard under the sheets.

    Have a wizardtastic Silly Sunday. 🙂
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  5. Joyce
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    LOL! Love it.
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  6. Woodsterman says:

    I thought I was the only one she said that about.