Blonde MEN Jokes


A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”
He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do… it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”
A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish.
“I think it’s got epilepsy,” he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, “It seems calm enough to me.”
The blonde man says, “Wait, I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet.”
A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND”.
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. I’ve known a few other hair colors that were as sharp as these guys.

    Have a blondetastic day Steve. 🙂

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    LOL – I love the idea of a blonde man joke. These are hilarious.Thanks for some great laughs today.

    (Check out your comment luv, its picking up recent comments rather than posts).

  3. Agent 54 says:

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    Nicely done.

  4. Marcia/Blogitudes says:

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    Wow! They’re just as funny when they’re about men instead of women! Love this! Thank you! 🙂

  5. Joyce says:

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    Glad to see blond women aren’t the only stupid ones.

  6. Harshil Patel says:

    So funny for men but if the women’s watches it, it would be difficult to control their emotions