The Blonde

thinkingblondeA Blonde lady boards a plane the flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she only paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in economy, and won’t move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave first class and return to her economy seat.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot goes back to the cockpit and tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to authority or reason.
The pilot says, “You say she is a blonde? Well I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde and I speak blonde.”
He goes back to the blonde and whispers something in her ear. She says, “Oh, really, I’m sorry.” And then quietly she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy…
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
I told her, “First class isn’t going to Sydney”. :mrgreen:


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Bless her heart.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂
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  2. Joyce
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    That would work. LOL!
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  3. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – can you imagine being that stupid. So funny. Thanks for a travel laugh.
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  4. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! We have to be sure she gets where she wants to go!
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