A Blonde’s Year

I'm a blonde so thereJanuary: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!!……..bottles won’t fit in printer !!!

March: Got really excited……finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….. box said “2-4 years!”

April: Trapped on escalator for hours …. power went out!!!

May: Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions….8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!

June: Tried to go water skiing……..couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

July: Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..learned later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August: Got locked out of my car in rain storm….. car swamped because soft-top was open.

September: The capital of California is “C”…..isn’t it???

October: Hate M & M’s…..they are so hard to peel .

November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December: Couldn’t call 911. “duh”…..there’s no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!!!

8 Responses to “A Blonde’s Year”

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Bless her heart.

    Have a blondetastic day Steve. 🙂

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    LOL – these are all funny, but the best is July. I am still giggling.

  3. mimi says:

    Of course, the capital of California is “C”! LOL

  4. Binky says:

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    And for some people, these aren’t jokes!

  5. Rosey says:

    Those are some good ones, but there really isn’t an eleven on the phone, hehehe! Have a jokerific day. 🙂

  6. Marcia says:

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    Still laughing about January!!! They’re all great, but scarf too tight– LOL! Thanks so much! 😀

  7. Agent 54 says:

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    I think I love her.

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    As a blonde I’m not sure if I should be laughing or wonder just how many of these things I’m guilty of…