Bob And The Blonde

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bob and blonde19:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV, the 10 PM news was coming on, the news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building, preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”
Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.”
The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!”

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”

bob and blonde2Bob replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump.”

The blonde replied, “I did too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”…Bob took the money

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Yes, Bob needs to take the money. Bless her heart.

    Have a blondetastic day Steve. 🙂

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  2. I love blondes, all of them. My wife is a blonde, my friends are blondes and some of blogger friends are blondes. I’m bald.
    Have a blondedish Thursday stevebethere. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Rorybore says:

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    my mom loves these jokes.. her BFF is blonde and she always shares them with her and they laugh like crazy. I’ll have to share this with them.