Bob, The Blonde And The Bet

Bob And The blonde

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”

Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.” The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”

Bob placed a £50 note on the bar and said, “You’re on!”

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, The guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her £50 to Bob. “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”

Bob replied, “I can’t take your money, i saw this earlier on the 5pm news, so I knew he would jump.”

The blonde replied, “I did, too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”

😯 Bob took the money 😯


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahaha. Bless her heart.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  2. Don E. Chute
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    I knew there was a ‘Blond’ joke in that joke somewhere.

    Happy Trails.
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  3. Greg says:

    Funny…What bars does she drink at..I could use a quick fifty.
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  4. papabear@kisahberuang.com
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    OMG! muahahahahahaha… Oh Boy! I wish I can find her and bet on something big..
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  5. Con Artist Trickster
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    Bwahahaha…Go easy on them (the blondes) guys! 🙂

  6. Lainy says:

    Hahahaha! Great one again Steve. This blog never cease to amuse me 😉