SS – Bob The Undertaker

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shocked mumBob, an undertaker, came home with a black eye.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I had a terrible day,” replied Bob. “I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn’t get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.

Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was the big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half.”

“I see,” said his wife, “that must have been awful, but how did you get the black eye?”

His reply
“I was in the wrong room.” 🙄

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  1. Marcia @ Blogitudes
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    That’s definitely being in the wrong place at the wrong time! Wow! LOL 😀 Thank you much for the early morning chuckle, Steve! Hope you have a day that goes much better than the Undertaker’s did.

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Yes, that would do it alright.

    Have a sillytastic Silly Sunday. 🙂

  3. Rhonda Albom
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    Yep, that will get him a black eye pretty quickly.