A guy was chatting to this girl in the pub last night & telling her of his uncanny ability to be able to tell the day any woman was born by holding their breasts in his hands.
She thought he was having her on but was curious none the less. Eventually curiosity got the better of her & she said go on then give it a go!
He stood there feeling her breasts for about a minute before she could contain herself no longer & asked, “When was I born then?”
He replied “Yesterday.” 
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She was blonde too right? Bwahahahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day Steve.
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Yep. I would say that’s right. What a picture!
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LOL, so true. Silly girl.
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