Bruce

laughLittle Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old,
but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married,
so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,
“Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love
and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies,
“Well Bruce, you are only 10… Where will you two live?”

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies,
“In Jenny’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.”
Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay, then how will you live?
You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Jenny.”

laugh2Again, Bruce instantly replies, “Our allowance. Jenny makes
five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week.
That’s about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine.”

Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.
“Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out.
I just have one more question:
What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?”

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says,
“Well, we’ve been lucky so far.”
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable. 😯 :mrgreen:



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  1. Caren Gittleman
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    April 23, 2015 at 1:30 pm

    OMG I AM DYING LAUGHING!!!!!

  2. Rosey says:
    April 23, 2015 at 4:10 pm

    hahha he’s not moving in Jenny’s room. 😉

  3. Comedy Plus
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    April 23, 2015 at 4:26 pm

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. He’s a smart one isn’t he.

    Have a littletastic day Steve. 🙂
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  4. mimi says:
    April 23, 2015 at 4:48 pm

    Ouch! Dad, you’re too late with the shotgun!
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  5. cube says:
    April 23, 2015 at 9:39 pm

    I know it’s just a joke, but as the mother of two daughters, this makes me want to throttle the little b*******.

  6. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    April 24, 2015 at 12:03 am

    OMG, I couldn’t stop laughing at this one. Smart little guy isn’t he? Have a beautiful Thursday stevebethere. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  7. Jack says:
    April 24, 2015 at 10:43 am

    Hhahaaaaaaahaha …He is the smart one for sure…lol
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  8. Jason
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    April 24, 2015 at 2:46 pm

    “I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex.” — Jack Handey
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  9. Joyce
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    April 25, 2015 at 11:32 pm

    When he’s ten, the little shit probably doesn’t have what it takes, so it’s more than just luck. 😉
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