Bullfrogs And Blowjobs

BULLFROGS & BLOWJOBS

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.

After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.

She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn’t want to spend a fortune.
‘Well,’ said the clerk, ‘I have a very large bullfrog. They say it’s been trained to
give blowjobs!’

‘Blow jobs!’ the woman replied.

‘It hasn’t been proven but we’ve sold 30 of them this month,’ he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it’s true…no more blow jobs for her!

She bought the frog, when she explained froggy’s ability to her husband, he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off! ..

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

‘What are you two doing at this hour?’ she asked.

The husband replied, ‘If I can teach this frog to cook…….you’re gone.’

Big thanks to Rhonda for donating this joke to us, pop over and check out her fun blogs Laugh Quotes and Kibitz Spot

18 Responses to “Bullfrogs And Blowjobs”

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  1. Ian@Unofficial Chart Blog says:

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    PMFSLMFAO – Never saw that coming

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    I can feel the love. Bwahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  3. Ms. Persevere says:

    lol…See, at first I was gonna ask, “Where is this particular pet store.” Then, I got to the conclusion and began to think…”Perhaps I can simply purchase the clearance bullfrog” (they always have something wrong with them).

  4. Mike says:

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    Cooking is over rated. Just sayin….

  5. Rhonda says:

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    Glad you enjoyed it and thanks for the mentions above. You are awesome 🙂

  6. Joyce says:

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    Some frog!

  7. Don E. Chute says:

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    Sounds like even Bullfrogs have a mind of their own…

    I think I’ll live alone with Rosie…

    PLU from Chilly South Florida

  8. papabear says:

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    LOL! I miss the great laugh here! Glad that I get to come here again!

  9. Shane says:

    Nice, did see that one coming, hilarious.