Caddy Remarks

golfer 10 Best Caddy Remarks Countdown

No.10
Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”

No.9
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

No.8
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”

No.7
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually.”

No.6
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”

No.5
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: “It’s not a watch-it’s a compass.”

No.4
Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “Very good, sir, but personally, I prefer golf.”

No.3
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?”
Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”

No.2
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.” …

No.1 Best caddy comment.
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.”

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  1. Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,. Being a golfer & my caddy is myself so I’m enjoying these jokes especially this one ,

    Golfer: β€œHow do you like my game?”
    Caddy: β€œVery good, sir, but personally, I prefer golf.”

    Hey stevebethere, have you’ve ever played golf?
    Have a putting day my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. I’ve known a couple of golfers that would hear this type of comments. Just saying.

    Have a golftastic day Steve. πŸ™‚
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  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Although i guess those caddies won’t be doing it for very long!
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  4. Tony McGurk
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    All funny but #9 is my favourite. I think I resembled that remark when I used to play golf
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  5. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – I agree, number one is the best.
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