10 Best Caddy Remarks Countdown
No.10
Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”
No.9
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”
No.8
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”
No.7
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually.”
No.6
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”
No.5
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: “It’s not a watch-it’s a compass.”
No.4
Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “Very good, sir, but personally, I prefer golf.”
No.3
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?”
Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”
No.2
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.” …
No.1 Best caddy comment.
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.”
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Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,. Being a golfer & my caddy is myself so I’m enjoying these jokes especially this one ,
Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “Very good, sir, but personally, I prefer golf.”
Hey stevebethere, have you’ve ever played golf?
Have a putting day my friend. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
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My dad likes golf he used to take me and my brother when we were young other than that only crazy golf heheh!
Thanks for putting by Paul 🙂
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Bwahahahahahahahaha. I’ve known a couple of golfers that would hear this type of comments. Just saying.
Have a golftastic day Steve. 🙂
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I hope they don’t see this Sandee haha! 🙂
Heeheehee! Although i guess those caddies won’t be doing it for very long!
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Thanks for putting by mimi 🙂
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All funny but #9 is my favourite. I think I resembled that remark when I used to play golf
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Haha! yeah that one made me laugh too 🙂
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LOL – I agree, number one is the best.
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LOL that is the sauciest 🙂