Saturday Giggle – Cake or Bed

shockedA Husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, Honey could you fix the light in the hallway?, It’s been flickering for weeks now.
He looks at her and says angrily, fix the lights now? does it look like I have electrician written on my forehead? I don’t think so.
Fine, she says… Then the wife asks, well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close right
To which he replied, fix the fridge door?, does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don’t think so
Fine, she says then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? they are about to break.
I’m not a carpenter and I don’t want to fix steps he says, does it look like I have Home Depot written on my forehead? I don’t think so I’ve had enough of you. I’m going to the pub!!!! So he goes to the pub and drinks for a couple of hours……………………………..

He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home as he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed, as he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working as he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.
Honey, he asks, how’d all this get fixed?

She said, well, when you left I sat outside and cried just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him he offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.
He said, so what kind of cake did you bake?
She replied, hellooooo.. do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don’t think so!

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  1. mimi says:

    Someone will get the job done, right? Happy Saturday!
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  2. Caren Gittleman
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    I have seen that one, love it!

  3. A stupid husband but a very intelligent wife. She got everything done and EXTRA. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a wonderful Saturday My good friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Comedy Plus
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    What Paul said. She got extra indeed.

    Have a crockertastic day Steve. 🙂
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  5. Tony McGurk
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    At least that’s one more thing he doesn’t have to take care of when they go to bed tonight
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  6. Joyce
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    Got him.
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