You Can Be The Man Of The House

shocked wifeA husband had just finished reading a new book entitled “You Can Be THE Man of Your House”. He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced “From now on I’m running this show, and my word will be law. You’ll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m done eating it, you’ll serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner you’re going upstairs with me, and we’ll have any kind of sex that I choose! Afterwards, you’re going to run me a relaxing bath. You’ll wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then, you’ll massage my feet and hands then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
The wife replied “The f*!#^%* undertaker would be my first guess!” 😯 👿


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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    That would be my first guess too. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have an manofthehousetastic day Steve. 🙂
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  2. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! That’s the most likely answer!
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