Things You Can Only Say At Christmas

Christmas Dinner

1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4: If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!

5: I’ve never seen a better spread!

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

8: It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9: Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!

10: Don’t play with your meat!

11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12: Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?

13: I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time!

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you put it in?

16: You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18: That’s the biggest bird I’ve ever had!

19: I’m so full, I’ve been gobbling nuts all morning.

20: Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all that and still want more

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    You’re right Steve…These can be said only at Christmas. Bwahahahahahahaha. Good ones too.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  2. meandu
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    Reading these was a great way to get my daily laugh.
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  3. Shane
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    I love this. Too funny.
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  4. Rocks
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    nyahahahaha!! Only at Christmas time 🙂
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  5. Funny stuff, I read them to my husband, it gave him a good chuckle! 🙂 Danica
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  6. Rhonda
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    If you are American, you can say some of them at Thanksgiving too 🙂
    Thanks for the giggles.
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  7. phil@artesanatos says:

    I only saw this nice jokes now!!! Too late to use them this Christmas! Next Christmas i will use some of this jokes! 😉