2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4: If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!
5: I’ve never seen a better spread!
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10: Don’t play with your meat!
11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you put it in?
16: You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18: That’s the biggest bird I’ve ever had!
19: I’m so full, I’ve been gobbling nuts all morning.
20: Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all that and still want more
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Twitter ID: mycomedyplus
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You’re right Steve…These can be said only at Christmas. Bwahahahahahahaha. Good ones too.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
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Twitter ID: carfor12
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Reading these was a great way to get my daily laugh.
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Twitter ID: seomanipulator
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I love this. Too funny.
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Twitter ID: RocksAbadiano
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nyahahahaha!! Only at Christmas time 🙂
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Funny stuff, I read them to my husband, it gave him a good chuckle! 🙂 Danica
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Twitter ID: RhondaAlbom
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If you are American, you can say some of them at Thanksgiving too 🙂
Thanks for the giggles.
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Twitter ID: Joyce
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Only you, Steve. Only you. Thanks for the moons.
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I only saw this nice jokes now!!! Too late to use them this Christmas! Next Christmas i will use some of this jokes! 😉