The Cannibal Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu….

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Tourist: £5.00

Broiled Missionary: £10.00

Fried Explorer: £15.00

Politician: Baked or Grilled: £100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a high price for the politicians?” The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of sh*t, it takes all morning.” :mrgreen:

Ain’t that right, Biggest bullsh*tters = Politicians 🙄


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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahaha. So very true.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂
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  2. Joyce says:

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    Ain’t that the truth.
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  3. mimi says:

    My Sweetie will love this one!
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  4. Rhonda Albom says:

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    LOL – that seems a reasonable price, under the circumstances.