A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu….
Broiled Missionary: £10.00
Fried Explorer: £15.00
Politician: Baked or Grilled: £100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a high price for the politicians?” The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of sh*t, it takes all morning.”