I Know What You Cannot Do

A bit of fun

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1. You cannot count your hair.
2. You cannot wash your eyes with soap.
3. You cannot breathe when your tongue is out.
4. Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.

Ten (10) Things I know about you.

1. You are reading this.
2. You are human.
3. You cannot say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
4. You just attempted to do it.
6.You are laughing at yourself.
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5.
8. You just checked to see if there is a No.5.
9. You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10. You will probably be glad your not the only one in the idiot category thanks for joining me.


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  1. Jackie
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    For goodness sake when will I ever learn? I had my tongue out and yes I did try to say ‘P’ without parting my lips.

    You know it has taken me a lot of years to finally understand why they say, “Blonds have more fun” it’s because we are so adventurous…there I said it politely…I did not use the word numb!!!

    Happy weekend to you Sir Steve…I just knighted you! 🙂
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  2. Joyce
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    Nope. Nope. Nope. After sticking my tongue out of my mouth, I didn’t fall for the ‘P’ trick. I guess I’m smarter than the average bear.
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  3. Rhonda@Laugh-Quotes
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    Yep, I am glad not to be the only idiot, but you do know me well.
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  4. Comedy Plus
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    I’m a major idiot just like everyone else. Bwahahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day Steve. 🙂
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