Captain Smithers

laughIn the great days of the British Empire, a new Commanding Officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve the retiring Colonel.
After welcoming his replacement and showing the usual courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches etc.) that protocol decrees, the retiring colonel said:
“You must meet my Adjutant, Captain Smithers, my right-hand man, an the strength of this office. His talent is simply boundless.”
Smithers was summoned and introduced to the new CO, who was surprised to meet a humpbacked, one eyed, toothless, hairless, scabbed and pockmarked specimen of humanity, a particularly unattractive man less than three feet tall. “Smithers, old man, tell your new CO about yourself.”
“Well, sir, I graduated with honours from Sandhurst, joined the regiment and won the Military Cross and Bar after three expeditions behind enemy lines.
“I’ve represented Great Britain in equestrian events, and won a Silver Medal in the middleweight division of the Olympics. I have researched the history of…..”
The colonel interrupted: “Yes, yes, never mind that Smithers. He can find all that in your file.
“Tell him about the day you told the Witch Doctor to f..k off.” 😯


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. That explains everything.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂
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  2. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Well, there is that!
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