Carol The Blonde

thinkingblondeCarol, a blonde Essex girl, marries a dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to the fields, John says, “The Insemination man is coming to impregnate my best cow today. I drove a nail in over her stall, so you’ll know where to take him.” and off he went.

An hour later, there’s a knock on the door, and the Insemination man is there. Carol took him to the barn and pointed out the stall with the nail. “This is your cow.” she said. The man was impressed and asked how she could be so sure. (He had thought that she was just a dizzy townie blonde) “Easy,” said Carol, “It’s the stall with the nail over it.” The man asked what the nail was for. She turns and starts to walk away and with complete confidence, says over her shoulder …… ‘I assume it’s to hang your trousers on.’ 😯


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  1. Rhonda@Laugh-Quotes
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    LOL – that is so funny. Thanks for featuring Laugh Quotes this week. Glad you like my new look.
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Bwahahahahahahaha. Bless her heart.

    Have a terrific day Steve. 🙂
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  3. Rosey says:

    oh my goodness, that joke gives blondes a bad name. 😉

  4. Agent 54
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    Yeah, not a job I want.
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  5. Joyce
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    Yep.
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