TitterTicketTastic Saturday – The Train Tickets

Three women and three men are travelling by train to a rugby match.

At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.

‘How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?’ asks one of the men.

‘Watch and learn,’ answers one of the women.

They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.

He knocks on the toilet door and says, ‘Ticket, please.. The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don’t buy any ticket at all!!

‘How are you going to travel without a ticket?’ says one perplexed man.

‘Watch and learn,’ answer the women.

When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.

Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.

The woman knocks on their door and says, ‘Ticket, please.’

I’m still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter than women.

Tittertastic Saturday – The Golf Caddy

After a game of golf, a blond lady golfer offered her caddy a ride into town. The caddy thankfully accepted and carried her clubs inside. The blond invited him to stay for lunch and served him a wonderful meal.
She then invited him into the bedroom. He was puzzled but went along out of curiosity.
She asked if he wanted to go to bed with her, so he did that too. Later he realized it was time to get back to the course and prepared to leave. The blond insisted on giving him some money before he could go.
This was too much for the poor man, and he asked her ʺLady, what is going on? First, you feed me a delicious meal, and as if that isnʹt enough, you invite me to make love to you, and we have a terrific time together. Now you want to pay me? What is this anyway?ʺ
So she explained proudly, ʺI told my husband I wanted to do something nice for my caddy who has been so faithful and helped me so much this year, my husband said, ‘Screw the caddy! Give him some money!’”
The lady smiled,”But lunch was my idea.” 😉