Did I Read That Sign Right?

In a Ladies toilet: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES FacebookTwitterGoogle+Linkedin ...Moreness »

The Plumber’s Dumb Question

A plumber knocks on a house door. A young guy answers wearing lipstick knee high boots and stockings and suspenders and smoking a joint. FacebookTwitterGoogle+Linkedin ...Moreness »

Football Boots

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom […] ...Moreness »

The Golf Addict

Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. FacebookTwitterGoogle+Linkedin ...Moreness »

Two Crocs

Two Crocodiles were sitting aside of the River Thames. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than […] ...Moreness »

A Bad Sign

He woke up in the morning the lovely summer sunshine shining through the gap in the curtains, he got up had a good stretch ahh! what a lovely day, he […] ...Moreness »

The Purina Diet

A man was at his local Tesco’s supermarket buying a large bag of Purina dog food for his daughters Springer Spaniel and was in the checkout queue when a woman […] ...Moreness »