The Purina Diet

A man was at his local Tesco’s supermarket buying a large bag of Purina dog food for his daughters Springer Spaniel and was in the checkout queue when a woman […] ...Read more »

Management Lessons

Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel […] ...Read more »

A Tragic Tale

Frederick Fartwell a normal everyday happy go lucky guy booked into a bed and breakfast the landlady Vera Vacant locally known as vacant Vera asked, “how many nights would you […] ...Read more »

The Smart Taxpayer

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Alberta , when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. […] ...Read more »

Lice Revenge

I recently read in one of London’s free morning newspapers Metro aimed at commuters that a website is selling crab eggs (pubic lice) yes pubic lice to anyone that wants […] ...Read more »

Quote Of The Day

On Katie Price “Jordon” “She is niggly with people and down, she sometimes just wants to sit in front of the TV with a packet of chocolate HobNobs” it seems […] ...Read more »

Spotted Dick

I have heard it all now, canteen staff in the Flintshire County Council building in North Wales have renamed that old British pudding “Spotted Dick” in the canteen to “Spotted […] ...Read more »

Bar… Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It’s about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, “Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch […] ...Read more »