Quote Of The Day

On Katie Price “Jordon” “She is niggly with people and down, she sometimes just wants to sit in front of the TV with a packet of chocolate HobNobs” it seems […] ...Moreness »

Spotted Dick

I have heard it all now, canteen staff in the Flintshire County Council building in North Wales have renamed that old British pudding “Spotted Dick” in the canteen to “Spotted […] ...Moreness »

Bar… Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It’s about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, “Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch […] ...Moreness »

Email Warning

If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat canned / tinned pork because of swine flu………….. Ignore it, It’s just spam. ...Moreness »

Some Laughs

A few jokes Three Nuns Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, “We don’t want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?” […] ...Moreness »