Silly Sunday – The Funeral

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The Funeral (oldie)

Vernon works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Vern! How ya doing?”

His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before.

“Oh no,” says Vern. “He’s in my bowling league…”

When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, “How did she know that you drink Budweiser?”

“I recognize her, she’s the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.”

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says… “Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?”

Vern’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book..

The cabby turns around and says,

‘Geez Vern, you picked up a real bitch this time.’

VERN’S FUNERAL WILL BE FRIDAY AT 2:00 PM 🙁


Silly Sunday – Two Cops Watching A Woman

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Two Cops Watching A Woman

When I walked toward the garage I noticed these two cops watching a woman who was smoking while fueling up. I saw her and thought, “what an idiot… with the cops right there too.” But anyway, I went in and got my milk.

As I was checking out I hear someone screaming. As I was walking outside I saw the woman’s arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm & running around going crazy!

I ran on outside and the cops had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out. When they put handcuffs on her and were about to put her in the police car, I was thinking she shouldn’t have been smoking & filling up with petrol! But being the concerned citizen that I am, I asked them what they were arresting her for, figuring that catching her arm ablaze would be punishment enough.

The police officer looked me dead in my eye and said … ‘WAVING A FIREARM’