Should Children Witness Childbirth

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

laughThe house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked, Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, “He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place…. smack his arse again!” 😯

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  2. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! That’s a 3-year-old perspective!

  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahahah. Love this one Steve.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂

  4. It’s amazing what little children will say. I wonder how that dickens got in there in the first place? He,he,he.
    Have an energetic & lovely Thursday stevebethere. Stay healthy my friend in the warm weather. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  5. Jason says:

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    I didn’t see that coming. Ha!

  6. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Brilliant. This is really funny, and I can imagine a wee one saying that.