Choosing A Wife

qChoosing a wife a man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover.. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done
this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he’d given her. Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

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  1. Agent 54 says:

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    Standard procedure if you asked me.

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  2. Md. Nasir says:

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    Men will be always men, LOL

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  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    Yes, we know men are like that. I wasn’t surprised one bit. Bwahahahahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

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  4. Suzanne Lucas says:

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    Happy to see he put a lot of thought into his decision. 🙂

  5. Joyce says:

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    I’m not surprised.

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  6. Abelle │ The Wows! and Oops! of Life says:

    Yup. Boobs indeed ;o)

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    LOL – I really didn’t see that coming. Great joke.

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