Choosing A Wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much……The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much……The man was impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the £5,000. She gives him back his £5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much……Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he’d given her.

Then he married the one with the biggest tits.

Men are like that, you know.

Just think

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research… This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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  1. I thought it was going to be number 3 – oh well.

  2. Cacai M. says:

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    hahaha! That’s funny! I guess the first won. 😉

  3. Greg says:

    Interesting…very interesting…LMAO..he should have picked her from the get go…

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  4. Melanie says:

    Wow! That’s hilarious! I HAD to comment and tell you liked the joke. Also tweeted it. Love the blog, btw, found you in my entrecard inbox. 😛

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  5. vange says:

    You made me LOL.

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  6. dondi045 says:

    Ha ha ha! The truth of the matter is that basically people tend to make decisions on what they see physically rather than those intangible things like intelligence and skills.

  7. Haha that is a funny story, but often times it is true! Men are obsessed with boobs and want a woiman with large breasts,

  8. Octo-Dolls Russian Nesting Dolls says:

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    Of course he did! lol The funniest thing was that I was wondering who he would pick based on how they spent the money…I should’ve known better. haha.

    I love that quote at the end too. We’re going to see a bunch of old men on their front porches waving their canes and erections at people to “get off my lawn!!”

  9. jen says:

    aww, i thought he’ll marry the third woman, bad decision i guess.

    anyway, you never mentioned who’s the one with the biggest tits?

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  10. mel says:

    i was amazed at the decision and had to read the story again. then i laughed. . .

  11. zezebel says:

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    this make me laugh.

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    All I can say is he made the right decision…

  13. Comedy Plus says:

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    Well of course he did. Bwahahahahahaha. It’s all about the biggest rack.

    Have a terrific day and weekend. 🙂

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  14. blogwithric says:

    Very funny, but if it were me, I’ll choose the third woman. You could spend on boob enlargement later if you have more money.

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    • stevebethere says:

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      @ ric

      I’ll choose the third woman. You could spend on boob enlargement later if you have more money.

      Haha! 🙂