Q. Where does Father Christmas go to recover after Christmas ?
A. An Elf Farm.
Q. What did the scarf say to the hat ?
A. I’ll hang around here and you go on ahead.
Q. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in the chimney ?
Q. Why should you never invite a team of footballers for Christmas ?
A. Because they are always dribbling.
Q. What seven letter word has hundreds of letters in it ?
A. A postbox.