Christmas Fun

Christmas Dinner

Q. Where does Father Christmas go to recover after Christmas ?

A. An Elf Farm.

Q. What did the scarf say to the hat ?

A. I’ll hang around here and you go on ahead.

Q. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in the chimney ?

A. Claus-trophobia.

Q. Why should you never invite a team of footballers for Christmas ?

A. Because they are always dribbling.

Q. What seven letter word has hundreds of letters in it ?

A. A postbox.

Yes I rolled my eyes too πŸ™„ πŸ™„ πŸ‘Ώ πŸ™„ πŸ™„

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  1. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Fun. The scarf and hat is my favorite, and the turkey cartoon.

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  3. Steve my friend, If you send me your address, I will send you birthday cards, & Christmas cards. Sandy gets one, so I would love to send you a caring card from me to you.

    Have a wonderful Merry Christmas my friend.
    Cruisin Paul
    See ya.

  4. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Have a blessed and beautiful Christmas!

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    that first photo is too funny! Hope you are having a wonderful Christmas!!