Chuck

ChuckA farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie, the ticket agent asked, “sir, what’s that on your shoulder?”

The old farmer said, “that’s my pet rooster chuck. wherever i go, chuck goes.”

“I’m sorry sir,” said the ticket agent “we can’t allow animals in the theatre.”

The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed chuck down his overalls. then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket,
and entered the theatre he sat down next to two old widows named Ethel & Mildred.

The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. .. .. the old farmer unbuttoned his fly so chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.

“Ethel”, whispered Mildred. “what?” said Ethel. “i think the guy next to me is a pervert.” “what makes you think so?” asked Ethel?

“He undid his pants and he has his thing out”, whispered Mildred.

“Well, don’t worry about it”, said Ethel.. “at our age we’ve seen ’em all”

“I thought so too”, said Mildred,” “but this one is eatin’ my popcorn…!”


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  1. Joyce
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    I’m glad the cock got to see the movie, but he should buy his own popcorn. Tee hee!

    Thanks for the link in the corner!
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahaha. I love this one.

    Have a terrific day Steve. 🙂
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  3. Carol
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    Hilarious!
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  4. Ian@UnofficialChartBlog
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    Hope the “thing sticking out of his trousers” didn’t make the popcorn salty

  5. Sleepshort Thailand says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to thee word pecker…..
    Have a great day.